Tell State Attorneys General: Block the Paramount/WBD Merger…!

BREAKING NEWS: TAKE THAT, TRUMP! Stephen Colbert ruins Trump’s victory lap and publicly thumbs his nose at Trump by IMMEDIATELY returning to TV the first night after the Late Show ends! The ketchup will be flowing in the Oval Office this morning… Thursday night saw the end of the Late Show after Donald Trump succeeded in bullying Paramount’s billionaire owners into cancelling the show, and he took a victory lap by posting AI-generated memes of him throwing Stephen Colbert into the trash. But the victory party was cut short by Colbert *immediately* returning to TV and proving that he wouldn’t be silenced so easily. The late-night funnyman hosted an Monroe County public access television show with surprise guest appearances from rocker Jack White, actor Steve Buscemi, actor Jeff Daniels, and rapper Eminem. “It’s been an excruciating 23 hours without being on TV,” Colbert said from the studio. “So I am grateful to be able to be here on Monroe Community Media before they also get acquired by Paramount.” Whatever his plans are after this, we can be sure that his wit and charm will be on our airwaves…and driving the president up the wall!